Crooked Grin IPA
Yeah, yeah, keep your hat on, we’ve got your damn IPA right here. Ever get that tilt in your brim and twinkle in your dimple? Simcoe, Columbus, Amarillo, and Centennial will do that to a guy or gal. This thing’s got enough citrus and pin for a wilderness retreat. And yeah dude, we went West Coast style.
Know the one thing pandas dig more than bamboo? Chocolate milk. True story! The lactose addition in this rich, creamy stout, gives it layers upon layers of chocolate character, making it decadent and sippable, at once. A lack of Lactose Panda in our fridges makes us sad pandas.
Minnesconsin Helles Lager
This crisp and easy sipping Helles lager is an ode to the shaky, but often friendly, bi-state relationship between two transmogrified bordering states. We aren’t sympatico, but we make it work. Synergy malt is what binds us together. Raise a glass to your friends and enemies alike!
Space Force Double IPA
Any brewery can make a Double Dry Hopped India Pale Ale, but not every brewery can craft one so elite it’s fit to hold the moniker: “Space Force.” A myriad of classified hops make this beer taste like it’s from another galaxy. Malty sweet, but bitter enough to know you’re drinking beer, not just fruit juice. The only full-flavored DDH DIPA that can live up to its namesake.
Lemon Breaker Shandy
Lakes. Rivers. Beaches. Boats. Swimsuits. Fireworks. Sunscreen. Beer. Lemons. Do you get where we’re going with this? Nothing says summer like a cold refreshing Shandy. The perfect blend between a crisp Minnesconsin Helles Lager and a sweet burst of Spring Grove’s Lemon Sour. This summer brew is a taste pleaser like no other.
Hudson Haze Hazy IPA
A beer made from the heart of Hudson, Wisconsin, for the palettes of trendsetters everywhere. Here’s to you who know what’s best for the rest of us. Centuries of trying to make the clearest beer possible and all of the sudden YOU people want to drink orange juice beer. Well…here you go. Drink up, Trendy McTrendface.
Chads Pale Ale
A wise man once told Chad he only needed to use a few pounds of hops for a delicious pale ale. Chad chuckled, stroked his beard back into place, and simply said: “Hold my beer.” A craft beer of gargantuan flavor is the result of being wiser than the wise man. Dry hopped at rates that would make hop farmer blush. Refreshing. Citrusy. Juicy. Don’t be a wise-ass, drink yourself a Chad’s Pale Ale.
The bastard brainchild conglomeration from the dysfunctional minds of four brewers with unabashed affection for one another. What else would they come up with other than a Double-Dry Hopped Double India Pale Ale. So original. Bio-hopped with a first addition of Simcoe and finished with Citra and Kohatu to round out this flavorful bitter-bomb. And of course, brewed with love…
We were somewhere around Hudson on the edge of the river when the “beers began to take hold…” I’ve been described as inscrutable, churlish, and shrewd, some even say I’m clever like a fox. Full flavor, malty aromatics, the epitome of American amber lager are mere whispers in the ether of my existence.
Hop & Barrel Light
Here’s the deal: There are literally thousands of beers for you to choose from. Diversity of choice is a truly wonderful thing. But sometimes you just need beer-flavored beer, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. No more fancy words needed. Here’s your beer-flavored beer; made locally and traditionally. Cheers!